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A public record of professional rejection · Compiled by Grace Wood · April 2026

Every brand that passed
on me. And what
happened next.

This is a website about rejection. It's also, technically, a job application.
Specifically: Brand Lead at Oatly.
I figured if you publish all your worst moments, so can I.

Read the record ↓

* No brands were harmed in the making of this website. A few egos were.

Rejected· Overlooked· Ghosted· Told "we went another direction"· Heard "you're overqualified"· Sent automated "good luck in your search" emails· Still here· Still weird· Still right· Rejected· Overlooked· Ghosted· Told "we went another direction"· Heard "you're overqualified"· Sent automated "good luck in your search" emails· Still here· Still weird· Still right·
Why this exists

"We're not the type of company to hide from moments like these."

, Oatly, on their F*ck Oatly microsite. Borrowed with full admiration.

The honest version

I've had a 20-year career that looks, on paper, like a series of wins. Platinum records. A debut album that sold faster than anyone until Adele came along. $40M new business won on the back of my name. 1M organic views for under 15 grand. 5+ industry awards. A founding story. Global clients.

What the resume doesn't show is everything that didn't work. The pitches that lost. The roles that went to someone else. The times I was too senior, too junior, too niche, or just , apparently , too much.

I'm building this site because Oatly taught me something: the most interesting brands don't hide their failures. They make them part of the story. So here's mine.

And at the end, there's an ask. You'll see it coming.

The Complete Record

Chronologically documented · Partially embellished for comic effect
2005
Origin Story
I was making Myspace pages for artists like Lily Allen when one of the first digital music marketing agencies spotted me and offered me a job. I decided that counted and stopped worrying about rejection for a while.
My line was "I make idiots famous." Katy Perry (sorry), Arctic Monkeys, Rihanna, Amy Winehouse, Mumford & Sons (sorry), and Calvin Harris. Secured the fastest-selling debut album in UK chart history. Felt invincible. That was a mistake.
2009
First Real Rejection
Pitched a major agency on a creative director role. They said the work was "impressive but not quite right for where we're heading."
So I started my own agency instead. Won ŠKODA Facebook Brand of the Year. Won Go Social Ad of the Year for Diageo. Generated 1.1M organic views in under a month for a campaign that didn't have a paid budget.
Lesson: "Not quite right" usually means "we're heading in the wrong direction."
2014
Unexpected Win
A clothing brand hired me to run marketing and e-commerce. This was not a glamorous brief. I said yes anyway.
Grew web sales 30% year-on-year. Built a mobile app. Ran a 3x-weekly email strategy that consistently moved stock. The brand won Menswear Independent of the Year at Drapers. Turns out unglamorous briefs are where you learn the most.
2018
The Ghosting
Interviewed four times for a senior role at a brand I actually loved. Final round. Radio silence. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
No feedback. No email. Not even an automated "we went another direction." Just , silence. I have chosen not to name the brand here because I am extremely mature about this and definitely not still thinking about it.
The brand later launched a campaign that made me wince. I said nothing. I am fine.
2019
Plot Twist
A global pandemic shut down the hospitality industry. I decided to turn that into a business.
Founded Grace & Favour during COVID-19, building the full digital ecosystem from scratch including website, CRM, PR, organic social and content strategy. Took food and beverage clients from $0 to $50K revenue in three months with zero paid media. Got onto ABC News, Good Morning America, People Magazine, and the Chicago Tribune. Sometimes the rejection isn't a rejection. It's just a redirect.
2021
The Fintech Years
Joined tastytrade to build brand awareness in the most compliance-heavy, beige-est marketing environment imaginable. Took it.
Delivered +7% branded awareness lift, +5% consideration gains, top-3 category ranking. Built partnerships with Nasdaq, CME, CBOE, the Chicago Cubs, and the Chicago Bulls. Made a brokerage brand feel like something you'd actually want to talk about at a dinner party. Nobody thought that was possible.
2023
The Overqualified Special
"We loved your experience but we think you'd be bored here within six months."
This was said by a hiring manager who was, generously, half my age. I smiled. I thanked them for their time. I then went home and thought about it for longer than I should admit here, on a public website, that I built as a job application.
Their campaign six months later was exactly as boring as they feared I'd find it.
2026
Current Situation
Applied for Brand Lead at Oatly. Built a microsite about professional rejection to demonstrate I understand the assignment.
This one I actually want. Not because it's a good job (it is). Not because the brand is remarkable (it is). But because Oatly is the only company I've seen that treats marketing like a belief system rather than a budget line , and that's the only kind of brand worth protecting.
Status: Pending. Optimistic. Slightly nervous about publishing this publicly.
"Every rejection either sharpened the work or confirmed I was in the wrong room. I'm done with wrong rooms."
, Grace Wood, Brand Strategist, Chicago · This is a job application

What rejection actually taught me

Three things · Applicable to brand building · You'll see why I'm mentioning this
01
Challengers win by refusing to play the incumbent's game.
Every time I lost a role to someone who fit a mold, the mold turned out to be the wrong shape. The work I'm most proud of came from briefs where nobody knew what "right" looked like yet. That's the only kind of brief worth having.
02
The most powerful brand move is radical honesty at an uncomfortable moment.
F*ck Oatly. The Spam campaign. The CEO in a field with a keyboard. None of those were "safe" decisions. They were decisions made by people who trusted the brand enough to let it be strange. That trust is hard to build and very easy to lose. I know how to protect it.
03
The metric that matters is the one nobody's measuring yet.
At tastytrade, I pushed for brand tracking before anyone thought we needed it. At IMA HOME, I introduced ROMI discipline in a team running on vibes. The +7% awareness lift and +34% prompted awareness didn't appear by accident , they appeared because we decided to measure them.

So here's the actual ask.

I want to be your Brand Lead for North America. Not because I need a job. Because Oatly is the only brand in my industry that is doing something genuinely interesting with the space between commerce and culture , and that space is about to get a lot more interesting.

The plant-based category is cooling. North America needs a comeback story. The fiber moment is sitting right there, unclaimed. And the retail pivot means brand activation matters more in 2026 than it has in years.

I've done this before , for a TV brand nobody trusted, a fintech brand nobody found interesting, and a humanitarian brand nobody was watching. I know how to make the underdog feel inevitable.

I sent you a memo. Now I've published my rejection history on the internet. I don't know what else to tell you except: this is what I'm like, and I'd like to bring it to your brand.

The person behind this website

Grace Wood
Brand Lead Applicant

Get in touch 773 524 7891
linkedin.com/in/gracewood
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Portfolio: case studies for
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